We Can Be Heroes Review

Enter a world where superheroes are so inept, their own children with zero experience and 10 minutes of training are set to replace them...

...in less than one day. Seriously. One day. But yeah, they "earned it."

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...have to settle for this tool bag instead... ...have to settle for this tool bag instead...

But at least Max is there to - What?! Max is no longer in the universe he created? But at least Max is there to - What?! Max is no longer in the universe he created?

Oh well, no one really liked that whiny kid with no friends anyway... Oh well, no one really liked that whiny kid with no friends anyway...

Get ready for dull, slow paced action sequences more boring than the stilted dialogue... Get ready for dull, slow paced action sequences more boring than the stilted dialogue...

...characters you care nothing about and start to hope they lose in the end... ...characters you care nothing about and start to hope they lose in the end...

...and graphics that look like a 5 year old might have made them. ...and graphics that look like a 5 year old might have made them.

All leading up to the final message: All leading up to the final message: You're way too old to even remotely understand the appeal of this movie