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Hocus Pocus 2 Christian Review – What God-fearing Christians fear now

When you want a good laugh, make sure to read an original Hocus Pocus 2 Christian review. Despite the absence of homosexuality, certain Christians warn parents and others to avoid letting their little ones watch Hocus Pocus 2 because it encourages the occult. Yes, your child may get tempted to practice witchcraft and defy the …

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Hocus Pocus: New Parent Review 30 Years in the Making

Well, more like several years in the making, this Hocus Pocus parent review features everything you need to make an informed decision about watching Hocus Pocus with your children. You can. Don’t be a prude. What is Hocus Pocus? Hocus Pocus is a campy, Halloween movie that came on July 16, 1993. Nothing like getting …

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Disney’s The Little Mermaid Movie 1989 – A Judgmental Review

The fact that Disney’s The Little Mermaid movie 1989 kick started what many feel is a Disney Renaissance or Golden Era perplexes the hell out of me. It’s an age old story of a 16 year old brat who is chasing after some man she saw once. Once. Never talked to him, probably didn’t know …

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Treasure Buddies Parent Review: If Racism was a Movie

I’ve watched lots of crap, but this movie might take first prize. In this Treasure Buddies parent review, I review the comedically bad racism inherent in this “family friendly” movie. What is Treasure Buddies? Now easy to find on Disney+, Treasure Buddies is the 2012 addition to the worn out franchise that should have stopped …

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4 Uncomfortable Questions About the Santa Clause That Need Answers Now

The Santa Clause is a beloved holiday film that our family regularly dusts off this time of year. But the film and soul sucking sequels raises some seriously disturbing, uncomfortable questions that really need answers. Disney released The Santa Clause in 1994 to a generally welcoming, popular reception. It has since become a Christmas classic …

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6 (Spoiler-free) Hot Takes from Hocus Pocus 2 You Need to Know Now

The long awaited Hocus Pocus 2 finally released on September 30, 2022. Critics seem to like it, but what will you think if you’re a long term fan of the original cult classic? The original Hocus Pocus (released in 1993) started as a family friendly, mostly over the top, and corny Halloween movie. Since then, …

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Hocus Pocus: 14 Burning Questions You Need to Know Now

It’s been 29 years, not quite down to the day, now the witches are back, and there’ll be hell to pay. If you need to brush up on your original Hocus Pocus knowledge, you’ve found the right spot. This entire post is dedicated to answering your questions about everyone’s favorite Halloween movie. Well, everyone who …

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Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

Whenever Hollywood or Disney try to remake a classic, I do my best to give it a whirl. In some cases, it works out OK. In others, like Home Sweet Home Alone, it crashes and burns. And yes, this modern update crashed hard and burned fans of the original Home Alone along the way. What …

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We Can Be Heroes – If Hallmark made super hero movies…

Netflix’s We Can Be Heroes (2020), checks off most of the trademark characteristics of a Hallmark movie. Crappy effects? Check. I’m not sure what barely passed basic CGI artists they dug up, but it looks like the director’s five year old drew the imagery. Sorry, that’s insulting to the five year old. Features washed up …

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Don’t worry if you don’t get Jingle Jangle – you’re not alone

Fun fact: Jingle Jangle actually means making a sound like metal objects hitting each other. Another fun fact: it’s also slang for a fictitious stimulant sold in Riverdale. Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey combines both those concepts into a visually compelling, competently acted and sung, steam-punk family musical that may make you feel high or …

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