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Let’s face it, kids make us watch some stupid, insanely crappy movies and television shows. I don’t review movies and shows to tell you if your kid will necessarily like it. I don’t review them for whether or not there is strong language, nudity, or violence.

No, I review movies to give you a sense of how much you are going to hate you life. Or the ass clowns you are watching. I review kid shows and movies, like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Mickey and the Roadster Racers, so you can make an educated decision about whether or not you want to start down those terrible paths with your children.

But, if you want to read reviews that will tell you about the scary things your child might suffer from watching a certain movie, check out Common Sense Media. It’s written with over-protective and over-bearing parents in mind.

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