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Vamperina: Proof the end times have cometh now

Vampirina | First aired: October 1, 2017 | Last episode: June 28, 2021 Vampirina doesn’t suck blood, she sucks souls like her one best friend. Yes, Karen, I know it’s Vampirina not Vamperina, but a lot of people don’t and they deserve salvation too. You don’t need to be a God-fearing person to want to …

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Peter Pan and Wendy: A parent review you need now

In this Peter Pan and Wendy parent review, you’ll learn all about why this movie was truly lackluster. Unlike straight to video movies of the past, like Cinderella II: Dreams Come True or Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, Peter Pan and Wendy was not complete dumpster fire. It just lacked anything memorable and felt …

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Mickey Mouse Funhouse: A Review Parents Need Now

If no other thoughts enter you mind when watching Mickey Mouse Funhouse with your kids – and trust me they won’t – you’ll likely realize that Funhouse is Clubhouse rebranded for the 2020s. Disney does a lot of things well, including recycling old material and making it new again with as little work as possible. …

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Zootopia Rule 34: What you need to know now

Sure, Zootopia is a family friendly movie that explains racism to young children, but that doesn’t mean Zootopia Rule 34 doesn’t exist because, well, that would break Rule 34 wouldn’t it? But what is rule 34 exactly? Here’s what you as a naïve parent needs to know before you get blindsided by images that will …

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Guide to 14 Fun Bluey Characters You Need to Know Now

Bluey is a popular and surprisingly good Disney Junior show aimed at preschoolers to kindergarteners. If you want to be in the know about Bluey characters as a parent, then you need to check out this list of all the anamorphic dogs you’ll meet when watching Bluey. The Bluey Family The following Bluey characters make …

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Treasure Buddies Parent Review: If Racism was a Movie

I’ve watched lots of crap, but this movie might take first prize. In this Treasure Buddies parent review, I review the comedically bad racism inherent in this “family friendly” movie. What is Treasure Buddies? Now easy to find on Disney+, Treasure Buddies is the 2012 addition to the worn out franchise that should have stopped …

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4 Stupid things you need to know about Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse now

Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a bit of an enigma to a lot of people. I mean, just what the hell is he supposed to be anyway? Let’s take a deeper look at this antagonistic character. What is Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? The most obvious question is what animal is Pete from Mickey …

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Mickey Mouse Funhouse A Big Giant Problem – Episode 24 Review

Mickey Mouse Funhouse A Big Giant Problem is the 24th episode of season 1 of the recycled for 2022 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reboot thing. Sadly, they’ve now made a lot more than 24 of them, so we’ll see what happens from here. Is it Mickey Mouse Clubhouse or Funhouse? You know how Disney likes to …

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4 Uncomfortable Questions About the Santa Clause That Need Answers Now

The Santa Clause is a beloved holiday film that our family regularly dusts off this time of year. But the film and soul sucking sequels raises some seriously disturbing, uncomfortable questions that really need answers. Disney released The Santa Clause in 1994 to a generally welcoming, popular reception. It has since become a Christmas classic …

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