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Articles written about movies in general that do not fit under a specific movie review. These are articles such as “Why the Avengers are awesome.”

How Home Alone proves you’re right about Die Hard

Every year around November, December, and July, networks start playing their Christmas movie lineups. Inevitably, Home Alone makes the list, Die Hard does not. But if people consider violent, sadistic Home Alone as Christmas cannon, why not Die Hard? If you find you have the argument with a loved one, grinchy douche bag, or both …

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Times Home Alone should make you say what the hell?

Home Alone has delighted a cult-following of fans since 1990. Mostly innocent 90’s kids flocked to theaters to see the little bastard beat the crap out of two unsuspecting burglars as good family fun. When you stop and think about it, Kevin is a sadistic little monster. His family is not much better. And there …

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Why you should avoid Double Double Toil and Trouble

Double Double Toil and Trouble tapped into the Olsen Twins’ star power of the early 90s to deliver a truly terrible, made for TV movie. In it, you can see the full range of their “acting ability,” which, simply put, is not expansive. I blessedly was able to avoid watching Double Double Toil and Trouble …

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Is Hubie Halloween the awful movie Sandler threatened to make?

In a year full of horror, Netflix released Adam Sandler’s Hubie Halloween as October’s plague. Make no mistake, Hubie Halloween is awful. But is it the movie that Sandler threatened as revenge for his Oscar sub? Until Sandler comes forward, the answer may remain a mystery. But Hubie Halloween holds plenty of evidence that it …

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Family Halloween Movies that may just make you want to scream

Family Halloween movies are their own breed of special. Rarely do they actually pan out into something that is truly good for the whole family. They’re either actually too scary for young viewers or completely devoid of any redeeming qualities to allow adults to enjoy them. Some do pan out. Hocus Pocus is one example. …

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Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown: Which one’s better and why did you say Hocus Pocus

Its a debate that spans twenty plus years: which is better, Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown. While they are both campy 90s movies that are basically good in their own crappiness, Hocus Pocus is a clear winner here. Or is it…. It is. Hocus Pocus Plot In 1693, the people of Salem caught the Sanderson sisters …

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Disney’s live-action Mulan: Everything you need to know about the remake

You probably know by now, Disney is planning to release it’s live-action Mulan straight to its streaming service in the United States and other countries on 9/4/2020. But before you get too excited you over-eager Disney fan, there’s some things you need to know about the remake of Mulan before you give Disney another 30 …

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Zootopia’s Judy Hopps: The Tale of a Corrupt Cop

Zootopia’s Judy Hopps is a rookie cop with a heart of gold, who uses some shady tactics to get the job done. But does her extreme tactics really make her a corrupt cop? Yes. Yes they do. But I’m still looking forward to a sequel that deals with some of the wheels she set in …

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