Skip to Content

Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

Whenever Hollywood or Disney try to remake a classic, I do my best to give it a whirl. In some cases, it works out OK. In others, like Home Sweet Home Alone, it crashes and burns. And yes, this modern update crashed hard and burned fans of the original Home Alone along the way. What …

Read More about Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

The Sadistic Home Alone Quiz You Will Fail

This Home Alone quiz features 10 questions all about the memorable numbers in the original holiday movie that started a franchise. Its sadistic for anyone who hasn’t payed that close of attention to the details of Home Alone. Home Alone is a cult classic holiday movie and family favorite in my household. It is the …

Read More about The Sadistic Home Alone Quiz You Will Fail

How Home Alone proves you’re right about Die Hard

Every year around November, December, and July, networks start playing their Christmas movie lineups. Inevitably, Home Alone makes the list, Die Hard does not. But if people consider violent, sadistic Home Alone as Christmas cannon, why not Die Hard? If you find you have the argument with a loved one, grinchy douche bag, or both …

Read More about How Home Alone proves you’re right about Die Hard

Don’t worry if you don’t get Jingle Jangle – you’re not alone

Fun fact: Jingle Jangle actually means making a sound like metal objects hitting each other. Another fun fact: it’s also slang for a fictitious stimulant sold in Riverdale. Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey combines both those concepts into a visually compelling, competently acted and sung, steam-punk family musical that may make you feel high or …

Read More about Don’t worry if you don’t get Jingle Jangle – you’re not alone

How Dash & Lily explore the New York City mafia

In this Season 1, Episode 2 review of Netflix’s holiday series, Dash & Lily, I talk about how Lily clearly has mob ties and “family” all around the city. Good luck Dash. Uncle Sal knows what you look like now. Dash & Lily: Season 1, Episode 2 recap After enduring the first episode where we …

Read More about How Dash & Lily explore the New York City mafia

How Dash & Lily demonstrates that 20-something teens ain’t right

In this Season 1, Episode 1 review of Netflix’s new holiday series, Dash & Lily, I discuss how these 20 something “teens” really didn’t draw me into their tale in the pilot episode. Oh my God this will be fun! Dash & Lily: Season 1, Episode 1 recap Warning: This section may have spoilers that …

Read More about How Dash & Lily demonstrates that 20-something teens ain’t right

One Royal Holiday will make you hate Christmas prince movies

One Royal Holiday represents the latest Hallmark movie focused on, sigh, a girl falling in love with a prince. Yeah, you’ve seen this one before. And yeah, it’s brand new. Hallmark first released One Royal Holiday on October 31, 2020, because Hallmark clearly does not recognize Halloween as a real holiday. Hate Christmas prince movies? …

Read More about One Royal Holiday will make you hate Christmas prince movies

Free Parental Advice: Avoid Santa Buddies

Santa Buddies: The Legend of Santa Paws | G | 1 hour 28 minutes | Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Animated | November 24, 2009 (Video) Santa Buddies Synopsis The Great Christmas Icicle is starting to melt because, you know, these days, kids and their pups are focused on themselves instead of to giving to others less …

Read More about Free Parental Advice: Avoid Santa Buddies