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Nathan

Nathan is not a published author, professional movie critic, or avid fan of most children shows. He is a caring father (when he's not banging his head against the wall), a movie connoisseur of sorts literally able to have full conversations in movie and TV quotes, and dedicated to helping other parents avoid starting a show with their small children that they will soon regret. In his free time, he does nothing. He has two small children. Free time does not exist.

Live Action Little Mermaid: A new lesson in forced diversity?

In 1989, Disney launched the first of several new rip offs of public domain fairy tale stories and characters with its adaptation of A Little Mermaid. About 24 years later, Disney released a live action version of The Little Mermaid that once again made waves with many lamenting the use of forced diversity in movies. …

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Mira Royal Detective: New Parental Warning

If you fear diversity, I’ve got a warning for you: Mira royal detective features a non-white cast and characters. If you fear mind-numbing dribble from Disney, you may be on to something. So… Look a little closer with your magnifying glassOpen up your notebook, get your coat and badge on fastAsk all the questions, follow …

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Not Quite Narwhal: It Sure is New

Not Quite Narwhal sure is a new series featuring a species confused unicorn, Kelp, who discovers he’s not a narwhal like the rest of his adoptive family. Go figure. What is Not Quite Narwal? DreamWorks created Not Quite Narwhal as a new animated series based on Jessie Sima’s picture book series of the same name. …

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Rainbow Rangers: What the Hell Did I Just Watch?

Rainbow Rangers makes me question if Disney truly deserves the award for having the worst series ever. Sitting through even one episode is a test of patience and a good way to prove your grit. Nick Jr is now the new reigning champ of crap TV and streaming. Such an honor. What is Rainbow Rangers? …

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Lilo and Stitch The Series: How to Slowly Kill a Good Thing

Lilo and Stich the Series is how you can slowly kill any heart and soul from the original, excellent movie. While not total dumpster fire, the series does not do Lilo & Stitch any real justice. What is Lilo & Stich the Series? Lilo and Stitch the Series came out back in 2003 as the …

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SuperKitties: Parents Be Warned! It’s not what you think

If you think SuperKitties is just another God awful series that Disney Junior tries to pass off as quality entertainment for preschoolers, well, you’re not wrong. I guess it’s exactly what you’d think. What is SuperKitties? On January 11, 2023, Disney Junior and Disney Plus graced us with the addition of a new series geared …

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Vamperina: Proof the end times have cometh now

Vampirina | First aired: October 1, 2017 | Last episode: June 28, 2021 Vampirina doesn’t suck blood, she sucks souls like her one best friend. Yes, Karen, I know it’s Vampirina not Vamperina, but a lot of people don’t and they deserve salvation too. You don’t need to be a God-fearing person to want to …

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Peter Pan and Wendy: A parent review you need now

In this Peter Pan and Wendy parent review, you’ll learn all about why this movie was truly lackluster. Unlike straight to video movies of the past, like Cinderella II: Dreams Come True or Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, Peter Pan and Wendy was not complete dumpster fire. It just lacked anything memorable and felt …

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Mickey Mouse Funhouse: A Review Parents Need Now

If no other thoughts enter you mind when watching Mickey Mouse Funhouse with your kids – and trust me they won’t – you’ll likely realize that Funhouse is Clubhouse rebranded for the 2020s. Disney does a lot of things well, including recycling old material and making it new again with as little work as possible. …

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