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Nathan

Nathan is not a published author, professional movie critic, or avid fan of most children shows. He is a caring father (when he's not banging his head against the wall), a movie connoisseur of sorts literally able to have full conversations in movie and TV quotes, and dedicated to helping other parents avoid starting a show with their small children that they will soon regret. In his free time, he does nothing. He has two small children. Free time does not exist.

Zootopia Rule 34: What you need to know now

Sure, Zootopia is a family friendly movie that explains racism to young children, but that doesn’t mean Zootopia Rule 34 doesn’t exist because, well, that would break Rule 34 wouldn’t it? But what is rule 34 exactly? Here’s what you as a naïve parent needs to know before you get blindsided by images that will …

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Guide to 27 Fun Bluey Characters You Need to Know Now

Bluey is a popular and surprisingly good Disney Junior show aimed at preschoolers to kindergarteners. If you want to be in the know about Bluey characters as a parent, then you need to check out this list of all the anamorphic dogs you’ll meet when watching Bluey. The Bluey Family The following Bluey characters make …

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Treasure Buddies Parent Review: If Racism was a Movie

I’ve watched lots of crap, but this movie might take first prize. In this Treasure Buddies parent review, I review the comedically bad racism inherent in this “family friendly” movie. What is Treasure Buddies? Now easy to find on Disney+, Treasure Buddies is the 2012 addition to the worn out franchise that should have stopped …

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4 Stupid things you need to know about Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse now

Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a bit of an enigma to a lot of people. I mean, just what the hell is he supposed to be anyway? Let’s take a deeper look at this antagonistic character. What is Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? The most obvious question is what animal is Pete from Mickey …

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Mickey Mouse Funhouse A Big Giant Problem – Episode 24 Review

Mickey Mouse Funhouse A Big Giant Problem is the 24th episode of season 1 of the recycled for 2022 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reboot thing. Sadly, they’ve now made a lot more than 24 of them, so we’ll see what happens from here. Is it Mickey Mouse Clubhouse or Funhouse? You know how Disney likes to …

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4 Uncomfortable Questions About the Santa Clause That Need Answers Now

The Santa Clause is a beloved holiday film that our family regularly dusts off this time of year. But the film and soul sucking sequels raises some seriously disturbing, uncomfortable questions that really need answers. Disney released The Santa Clause in 1994 to a generally welcoming, popular reception. It has since become a Christmas classic …

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6 (Spoiler-free) Hot Takes from Hocus Pocus 2 You Need to Know Now

The long awaited Hocus Pocus 2 finally released on September 30, 2022. Critics seem to like it, but what will you think if you’re a long term fan of the original cult classic? The original Hocus Pocus (released in 1993) started as a family friendly, mostly over the top, and corny Halloween movie. Since then, …

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Hocus Pocus: 14 Burning Questions You Need to Know Now

It’s been 29 years, not quite down to the day, now the witches are back, and there’ll be hell to pay. If you need to brush up on your original Hocus Pocus knowledge, you’ve found the right spot. This entire post is dedicated to answering your questions about everyone’s favorite Halloween movie. Well, everyone who …

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Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

Whenever Hollywood or Disney try to remake a classic, I do my best to give it a whirl. In some cases, it works out OK. In others, like Home Sweet Home Alone, it crashes and burns. And yes, this modern update crashed hard and burned fans of the original Home Alone along the way. What …

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The Sadistic Home Alone Quiz You Will Fail

This Home Alone quiz features 10 questions all about the memorable numbers in the original holiday movie that started a franchise. Its sadistic for anyone who hasn’t payed that close of attention to the details of Home Alone. Home Alone is a cult classic holiday movie and family favorite in my household. It is the …

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