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Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches: How to Lose 45 Minutes of Your Life

Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, and the gang provide their usual lame antics in Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches TV special. An uncomfortable and bland blend of tired story tropes, this tale is sure to leave you wanting to see just about anything – ANYTHING – else to help you forget that you just lost so much …

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The Secret Life of Pets 2: Honest Parent Review

The Secret Life of Pets 2: Honest Parent Review | PG | 1 hour 26 minutes | Adventure, Animation, Comedy | June 7, 2019 Replacement Max, over-shadowed Duke, Snowball, and the gang are back. And this time, its even more nonsensical. The Secret Life of Pets 2: Synopsis This lackluster sequel to the relatively successful …

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Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S.: Honest Parent Review

Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. | Adventure, Animation, “Comedy (pretty sure the joke’s the show…)” | TV Series: 2019 – (hopefully soon?) Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. features the many adventures of Pip the Penguin and Freddy the Flamingo as they deliver self-described “adorable” animals to their forever parents. Since they are the only non-stork delivery team, they have …

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Zootopia’s Judy Hopps: The Tale of a Corrupt Cop

Zootopia’s Judy Hopps is a rookie cop with a heart of gold, who uses some shady tactics to get the job done. But does her extreme tactics really make her a corrupt cop? Yes. Yes they do. But I’m still looking forward to a sequel that deals with some of the wheels she set in …

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Cinderella III: A Twist in Time – Parent Review

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time | G | 1 hour 14 minutes | Fantasy, Animation, Family | February 6, 2007 In 2007, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when the Cinderella franchise explored a “twist” in time travel. Yeah, I can’t make that crap up. Someone at Disney actually had the brilliant …

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Parent Review

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |G | 1 hour 23 minutes | Animation, Family, Fantasy | February 4, 1938 When Snow White’s step mother, the Evil Queen, banishes her, Snow White finds shelter in the home of the seven dwarfs. Boredom ensues. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Plot Snow White and the Seven …

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Belle’s Magical World: Parent Review

Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World | G | 1hour 32 minutes | Animation, Comedy, Family, Disney| February 16, 1998 Belle’s Magical World Synopsis When Disney decided in 1998 it needed to make more money, they used the popularity of Beauty and the Beast to create this pile of horse crap otherwise known as Belle’s Magical World. In three short, but …

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Disney’s Live Action Aladdin: It’s Complicated

Rated: PG | Released: 2019 | 2h 10min Aladdin is a lovable thief with a heart of gold who unwittingly meets a princess and believes the only way to impress the girl is to catfish her in the most epic way possible. Basic Plot Disney’s 2019 live action Aladdin is complicated. So much so, there …

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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: What parents need to know

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse | First aired: May 5, 2006 | Last episode: November 6, 2016 Come join Mickey Mouse and friends on their slow descent through the 9 layers of hell. It’s that bad. What happened to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Does it really matter? Do you really care? After 10 years of making “new” and …

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