Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World | G | 1hour 32 minutes | Animation, Comedy, Family, Disney| February 16, 1998 Belle’s Magical World Synopsis When Disney decided in 1998 it needed to make more money, they used the popularity of Beauty and the Beast to create this pile of horse crap otherwise known as Belle’s Magical World. In three short, but …
Rated: PG | Released: 2019 | 2h 10min Aladdin is a lovable thief with a heart of gold who unwittingly meets a princess and believes the only way to impress the girl is to catfish her in the most epic way possible. Basic Plot Disney’s 2019 live action Aladdin is complicated. So much so, there …
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse | First aired: May 5, 2006 | Last episode: November 6, 2016 Come join Mickey Mouse and friends on their slow descent through the 9 layers of hell. It’s that bad. What happened to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Does it really matter? Do you really care? After 10 years of making “new” and …
First aired: November 18, 2012 | Last episode: September 8, 2018 Sofia the First is a princess for everyone, assuming you are 5 and under. Sofia the First Basic Plot The premise of Sofia the First is simple. She was a girl. Check. She was living in a village. Check. She was doing alright. Check. …
Rated: G | Released: 1995 | 81 minutes of history rewritten Pocahantus: a case study in how history is written by the victors. Basic Plot Disney’s Pocahontas tells the very Disneyfied version of the Pocahontas story. In Disney’s retelling, Pocahontas is a young woman and daughter of the chief. Either through magic or drugs, she …
Rated: G | Released: 1998 | 87 mostly torture-free minutes
Mulan is Disneyfied history at its finest.
