Hocus Pocus trivia won’t win you any awards, accolades, or promotions at work, but it does give you an excuse to waste sometime at your desk when you are “working.” You can thank me later or take the Hocus Pocus Quiz to Stump The Skeptics to test your knowledge. Hocus Pocus Trivia As promised, here …
The fact that Disney’s The Little Mermaid movie 1989 kick started what many feel is a Disney Renaissance or Golden Era perplexes the hell out of me. It’s an age old story of a 16 year old brat who is chasing after some man she saw once. Once. Never talked to him, probably didn’t know …
Not Quite Narwhal sure is a new series featuring a species confused unicorn, Kelp, who discovers he’s not a narwhal like the rest of his adoptive family. Go figure. What is Not Quite Narwal? DreamWorks created Not Quite Narwhal as a new animated series based on Jessie Sima’s picture book series of the same name. …
I’ve watched lots of crap, but this movie might take first prize. In this Treasure Buddies parent review, I review the comedically bad racism inherent in this “family friendly” movie. What is Treasure Buddies? Now easy to find on Disney+, Treasure Buddies is the 2012 addition to the worn out franchise that should have stopped …
Netflix’s We Can Be Heroes (2020), checks off most of the trademark characteristics of a Hallmark movie. Crappy effects? Check. I’m not sure what barely passed basic CGI artists they dug up, but it looks like the director’s five year old drew the imagery. Sorry, that’s insulting to the five year old. Features washed up …
Onward (2020) – Parent Review | March 6, 2020 | PG | 1 hour 42 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy Who doesn’t want to watch a G rated buddy road trip movie that’s too old for young kids and too young for adults? Keep reading for an honest, trying-too-hard-to-be-funny review of Pixar’s Onward. Onward Honest …
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time | G | 1 hour 14 minutes | Fantasy, Animation, Family | February 6, 2007 In 2007, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when the Cinderella franchise explored a “twist” in time travel. Yeah, I can’t make that crap up. Someone at Disney actually had the brilliant …
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (Do they though? Do they?) | G | 1 hour 13 minutes | Family, Animation, Fantasy | February 26, 2002 When Disney ran out of ideas in the early 2000’s, it turned to creating sequels no one asked for, like Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. Seriously, 52 years later and …
Harry Potter Complete 8 Film Collection Review | 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011 | Fantasy, Adventure Let me start by saying, the Harry Potter films did not convert me into a Potthead. Wait, I mean Potterhead. Pott-ER-head. I think that’s what kids call Harry Potter fans these days anyway. I wanted to …
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |G | 1 hour 23 minutes | Animation, Family, Fantasy | February 4, 1938 When Snow White’s step mother, the Evil Queen, banishes her, Snow White finds shelter in the home of the seven dwarfs. Boredom ensues. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Plot Snow White and the Seven …
