PG | Run time: 1hr 40min | Comedy, Family, Halloween | 1995 Casper, the friendly ghost, is about as iconic as mid-90’s CGI characters can get. You may look back and remember watching this film with fondness (or possibly disdain) and wonder if Casper is a good to movie to show your kids. Well, I’m …
Aladdin (1992) | G | 1h 30min | Adventure, Comedy, Animation, Musical | November 25, 1992 Disney’s Aladdin (1992) is an American and Disneyfied version of one of the greatest catfishers in fictional history. Find out what happens when you mix white voice actors, Robin Williams, and Middle East stereotypes into a fun family film …
Spooky Buddies | G | 1h 28min | Family, Fantasy, Complete & Utter Crap | Parent Review Spooky buddies is proof that kids Halloween movies can be scary to adults. I literally dread the day that it may come to Disney+ and my daughter might once again watch this crap on repeat. Meet the Spooky …
Ever wonder what would happen if the original animated How the Grinch Stole Christmas procreated with Ron Howard’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas? An unwanted bastard hybrid called How The Grinch Grabbed Money. Rated: PG | Released: 11/09/2018 | 1h 25min The Grinch Basic Plot Dr. Seuss’ original book and the first animated film, How …
Rated: PG | Released: 2019 | 2h 10min Aladdin is a lovable thief with a heart of gold who unwittingly meets a princess and believes the only way to impress the girl is to catfish her in the most epic way possible. Basic Plot Disney’s 2019 live action Aladdin is complicated. So much so, there …
Rated: G | Released: 1995 | 81 minutes of history rewritten Pocahantus: a case study in how history is written by the victors. Basic Plot Disney’s Pocahontas tells the very Disneyfied version of the Pocahontas story. In Disney’s retelling, Pocahontas is a young woman and daughter of the chief. Either through magic or drugs, she …
Rated: G | Released: 1998 | 87 mostly torture-free minutes
Mulan is Disneyfied history at its finest.
