Frozen II (2019) | PG | 1 hour 43 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Animation | November 22, 2019 Frozen 2: Synopsis Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf are at it again. Five friends off on another whirlwind adventure, leaving Arendelle and all sensibility behind. Because, for some largely hard to understand reasons, it is …
Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World | G | 1hour 32 minutes | Animation, Comedy, Family, Disney| February 16, 1998 Belle’s Magical World Synopsis When Disney decided in 1998 it needed to make more money, they used the popularity of Beauty and the Beast to create this pile of horse crap otherwise known as Belle’s Magical World. In three short, but …
Sleeping Beauty | G | 1 hour 15 minutes | Animation, Family, Fantasy, Disney | January 29, 1959 Sleeping Beauty: Synopsis When the one-dimensional king and queen snub an already evil looking fairy, she gifts their young daughter a curse that she’ll fall under a deep, magical sleep by the end of her 16th birthday. …
Frozen | PG | 1 hour 42 minutes | Adventure, Comedy, Animation, Musical, Family | November 27, 2013 Almost exactly 6 years later, Frozen is getting its sequel. What better time for fans of Frozen to start gearing up their singing voices to belt out the next Adele Dazeem (Idina Menzel) song? And its time …
Aladdin (1992) | G | 1h 30min | Adventure, Comedy, Animation, Musical | November 25, 1992 Disney’s Aladdin (1992) is an American and Disneyfied version of one of the greatest catfishers in fictional history. Find out what happens when you mix white voice actors, Robin Williams, and Middle East stereotypes into a fun family film …
Rated: PG | Released: 2019 | 2h 10min Aladdin is a lovable thief with a heart of gold who unwittingly meets a princess and believes the only way to impress the girl is to catfish her in the most epic way possible. Basic Plot Disney’s 2019 live action Aladdin is complicated. So much so, there …
First aired: November 18, 2012 | Last episode: September 8, 2018 Sofia the First is a princess for everyone, assuming you are 5 and under. Sofia the First Basic Plot The premise of Sofia the First is simple. She was a girl. Check. She was living in a village. Check. She was doing alright. Check. …
Rated: G | Released: 1995 | 81 minutes of history rewritten Pocahantus: a case study in how history is written by the victors. Basic Plot Disney’s Pocahontas tells the very Disneyfied version of the Pocahontas story. In Disney’s retelling, Pocahontas is a young woman and daughter of the chief. Either through magic or drugs, she …
Rated: G | Released: 1998 | 87 mostly torture-free minutes
Mulan is Disneyfied history at its finest.
