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Mickey Mouse Funhouse: A Review Parents Need Now

If no other thoughts enter you mind when watching Mickey Mouse Funhouse with your kids – and trust me they won’t – you’ll likely realize that Funhouse is Clubhouse rebranded for the 2020s. Disney does a lot of things well, including recycling old material and making it new again with as little work as possible. …

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Zootopia Rule 34: What you need to know now

Sure, Zootopia is a family friendly movie that explains racism to young children, but that doesn’t mean Zootopia Rule 34 doesn’t exist because, well, that would break Rule 34 wouldn’t it? But what is rule 34 exactly? Here’s what you as a naïve parent needs to know before you get blindsided by images that will …

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4 Stupid things you need to know about Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse now

Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a bit of an enigma to a lot of people. I mean, just what the hell is he supposed to be anyway? Let’s take a deeper look at this antagonistic character. What is Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? The most obvious question is what animal is Pete from Mickey …

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Mickey Mouse Funhouse A Big Giant Problem – Episode 24 Review

Mickey Mouse Funhouse A Big Giant Problem is the 24th episode of season 1 of the recycled for 2022 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reboot thing. Sadly, they’ve now made a lot more than 24 of them, so we’ll see what happens from here. Is it Mickey Mouse Clubhouse or Funhouse? You know how Disney likes to …

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6 (Spoiler-free) Hot Takes from Hocus Pocus 2 You Need to Know Now

The long awaited Hocus Pocus 2 finally released on September 30, 2022. Critics seem to like it, but what will you think if you’re a long term fan of the original cult classic? The original Hocus Pocus (released in 1993) started as a family friendly, mostly over the top, and corny Halloween movie. Since then, …

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Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

Whenever Hollywood or Disney try to remake a classic, I do my best to give it a whirl. In some cases, it works out OK. In others, like Home Sweet Home Alone, it crashes and burns. And yes, this modern update crashed hard and burned fans of the original Home Alone along the way. What …

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Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches: How to Lose 45 Minutes of Your Life

Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, and the gang provide their usual lame antics in Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches TV special. An uncomfortable and bland blend of tired story tropes, this tale is sure to leave you wanting to see just about anything – ANYTHING – else to help you forget that you just lost so much …

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Parent Review – Bluey: A Better Way to Disney Junior

When it comes right down to it, the Australians really know how to make a good TV series. It’s probably why Disney Junior’s Bluey is arguably the best show on the channel at the moment. Find out why in this Bluey parent review. What is Bluey about? Bluey follows the adventures of the titular character …

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Don’t worry if you don’t get Jingle Jangle – you’re not alone

Fun fact: Jingle Jangle actually means making a sound like metal objects hitting each other. Another fun fact: it’s also slang for a fictitious stimulant sold in Riverdale. Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey combines both those concepts into a visually compelling, competently acted and sung, steam-punk family musical that may make you feel high or …

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Why you should avoid Double Double Toil and Trouble

Double Double Toil and Trouble tapped into the Olsen Twins’ star power of the early 90s to deliver a truly terrible, made for TV movie. In it, you can see the full range of their “acting ability,” which, simply put, is not expansive. I blessedly was able to avoid watching Double Double Toil and Trouble …

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