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Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches: How to Lose 45 Minutes of Your Life

Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, and the gang provide their usual lame antics in Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches TV special. An uncomfortable and bland blend of tired story tropes, this tale is sure to leave you wanting to see just about anything – ANYTHING – else to help you forget that you just lost so much …

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Why you should avoid Double Double Toil and Trouble

Double Double Toil and Trouble tapped into the Olsen Twins’ star power of the early 90s to deliver a truly terrible, made for TV movie. In it, you can see the full range of their “acting ability,” which, simply put, is not expansive. I blessedly was able to avoid watching Double Double Toil and Trouble …

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Is Hubie Halloween the awful movie Sandler threatened to make?

In a year full of horror, Netflix released Adam Sandler’s Hubie Halloween as October’s plague. Make no mistake, Hubie Halloween is awful. But is it the movie that Sandler threatened as revenge for his Oscar sub? Until Sandler comes forward, the answer may remain a mystery. But Hubie Halloween holds plenty of evidence that it …

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Family Halloween Movies that may just make you want to scream

Family Halloween movies are their own breed of special. Rarely do they actually pan out into something that is truly good for the whole family. They’re either actually too scary for young viewers or completely devoid of any redeeming qualities to allow adults to enjoy them. Some do pan out. Hocus Pocus is one example. …

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A Hocus Pocus Quiz meant to stump the skeptics

This Hocus Pocus Quiz will test your knowledge of random things in the campy, family Halloween movie. If you watch this crap as much as me, you should have no issues with completing the quiz and earning absolutely nothing. Though not impossible by any means, this Hocus Pocus quiz will ask the hard hitting questions …

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Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown: Which one’s better and why did you say Hocus Pocus

Its a debate that spans twenty plus years: which is better, Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown. While they are both campy 90s movies that are basically good in their own crappiness, Hocus Pocus is a clear winner here. Or is it…. It is. Hocus Pocus Plot In 1693, the people of Salem caught the Sanderson sisters …

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Times Hocus Pocus Makes You Say “What the hell?”

Hocus Pocus is a campy, (mostly) family friendly Halloween movie that is definitely a cult classic. Our family has watched it for years even before having kids. But I’m never sure if Hocus Pocus is good because of how crappy it is… or if Hocus Pocus is actually that good. And then there are the …

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Spooky Buddies: The Parent review that will make you want to scream

Spooky Buddies | G | 1h 28min | Family, Fantasy, Complete & Utter Crap | Parent Review Spooky buddies is proof that kids Halloween movies can be scary to adults. I literally dread the day that it may come to Disney+ and my daughter might once again watch this crap on repeat. Meet the Spooky …

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