Netflix’s We Can Be Heroes (2020), checks off most of the trademark characteristics of a Hallmark movie. Crappy effects? Check. I’m not sure what barely passed basic CGI artists they dug up, but it looks like the director’s five year old drew the imagery. Sorry, that’s insulting to the five year old. Features washed up …
Onward (2020) – Parent Review | March 6, 2020 | PG | 1 hour 42 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy Who doesn’t want to watch a G rated buddy road trip movie that’s too old for young kids and too young for adults? Keep reading for an honest, trying-too-hard-to-be-funny review of Pixar’s Onward. Onward Honest …
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time | G | 1 hour 14 minutes | Fantasy, Animation, Family | February 6, 2007 In 2007, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when the Cinderella franchise explored a “twist” in time travel. Yeah, I can’t make that crap up. Someone at Disney actually had the brilliant …
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (Do they though? Do they?) | G | 1 hour 13 minutes | Family, Animation, Fantasy | February 26, 2002 When Disney ran out of ideas in the early 2000’s, it turned to creating sequels no one asked for, like Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. Seriously, 52 years later and …
Harry Potter Complete 8 Film Collection Review | 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011 | Fantasy, Adventure Let me start by saying, the Harry Potter films did not convert me into a Potthead. Wait, I mean Potterhead. Pott-ER-head. I think that’s what kids call Harry Potter fans these days anyway. I wanted to …
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |G | 1 hour 23 minutes | Animation, Family, Fantasy | February 4, 1938 When Snow White’s step mother, the Evil Queen, banishes her, Snow White finds shelter in the home of the seven dwarfs. Boredom ensues. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Plot Snow White and the Seven …
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi |PG-13 | 2 hours 32 minutes | Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure, Fantasy | December 15, 2017 Star Wars: The Last Jedi has become the most controversial Star Wars film to date. The Last Jedi effectively split the fan-base between fans who loved it and fans who hated it. …
Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World | G | 1hour 32 minutes | Animation, Comedy, Family, Disney| February 16, 1998 Belle’s Magical World Synopsis When Disney decided in 1998 it needed to make more money, they used the popularity of Beauty and the Beast to create this pile of horse crap otherwise known as Belle’s Magical World. In three short, but …
Once Upon a Time (TV Show) | 2011 – 2018 | Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Family Once Upon a Time (TV Show) Plot A young, increasingly irritating boy lives in a small town in Maine. But all is not well in the village of Storybrooke. Henry is convinced his adopted mother is the Evil Queen from …
First aired: November 18, 2012 | Last episode: September 8, 2018 Sofia the First is a princess for everyone, assuming you are 5 and under. Sofia the First Basic Plot The premise of Sofia the First is simple. She was a girl. Check. She was living in a village. Check. She was doing alright. Check. …
