Rated: PG | Released: 2019 | 2h 10min Aladdin is a lovable thief with a heart of gold who unwittingly meets a princess and believes the only way to impress the girl is to catfish her in the most epic way possible. Basic Plot Disney’s 2019 live action Aladdin is complicated. So much so, there …
Spirit: Riding Free | First release: May 5, 2017 | Last release: April 5, 2019 A big city girl finds friends and adventure in DreamWorks’ Spirit: Riding Free on Netflix, DVD, and anywhere else they wanted to cash in on this show. Spirit: Riding Free Plot Spirit: Riding Free on Netflix follows the story of Lucky, a …
With Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker just under a week away, Star Wars fans and casual audiences are going to start watching or re-watching Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi. But for some Star Wars fans, The Rise of Skywalker is not on their must watch list. In large …
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse | First aired: May 5, 2006 | Last episode: November 6, 2016 Come join Mickey Mouse and friends on their slow descent through the 9 layers of hell. It’s that bad. What happened to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? Does it really matter? Do you really care? After 10 years of making “new” and …
First aired: November 18, 2012 | Last episode: September 8, 2018 Sofia the First is a princess for everyone, assuming you are 5 and under. Sofia the First Basic Plot The premise of Sofia the First is simple. She was a girl. Check. She was living in a village. Check. She was doing alright. Check. …
Rated: G | Released: 1995 | 81 minutes of history rewritten Pocahantus: a case study in how history is written by the victors. Basic Plot Disney’s Pocahontas tells the very Disneyfied version of the Pocahontas story. In Disney’s retelling, Pocahontas is a young woman and daughter of the chief. Either through magic or drugs, she …
Rated: G | Released: 1998 | 87 mostly torture-free minutes
Mulan is Disneyfied history at its finest.
