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Nathan

Nathan is not a published author, professional movie critic, or avid fan of most children shows. He is a caring father (when he's not banging his head against the wall), a movie connoisseur of sorts literally able to have full conversations in movie and TV quotes, and dedicated to helping other parents avoid starting a show with their small children that they will soon regret. In his free time, he does nothing. He has two small children. Free time does not exist.

Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker: Parent Review

Star Wars – The Rise of Skywalker | PG-13 | 2 hours 22 minutes | Sci-Fi, Action, Fantasy, Adventure | December 20, 2019 “The dead speak!” or so the scrolling marque through the stars iconic in Star Wars’ episodes tell the audience. The dead that the marque refers to is none other than Emperor Palpatine, …

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The Santa Clause: The Best Parent Review

The Santa Clause | PG | 1 hour 37 minutes | Comedy, Drama, Family, Christmas | November 11, 1994 When Scott Calvin startles Santa into falling off his roof, the magic of Christmas forcefully recruits him to take the fat man’s place. This leaves many questions in place, like how many times has Santa died …

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Free Parental Advice: Avoid Santa Buddies

Santa Buddies: The Legend of Santa Paws | G | 1 hour 28 minutes | Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Animated | November 24, 2009 (Video) Santa Buddies Synopsis The Great Christmas Icicle is starting to melt because, you know, these days, kids and their pups are focused on themselves instead of to giving to others less …

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Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi – Parent Review

Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi |PG-13 | 2 hours 32 minutes | Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure, Fantasy | December 15, 2017 Star Wars: The Last Jedi has become the most controversial Star Wars film to date. The Last Jedi effectively split the fan-base between fans who loved it and fans who hated it. …

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Frozen 2: Parent Review – Into the Unknown

Frozen II (2019) | PG | 1 hour 43 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Animation | November 22, 2019 Frozen 2: Synopsis Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf are at it again. Five friends off on another whirlwind adventure, leaving Arendelle and all sensibility behind. Because, for some largely hard to understand reasons, it is …

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Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens: Parent’s Review

Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens| PG-13 | 2 hours 18 minutes | Action, Adventure, Science-Fiction | December 18, 2015 The Force Awakens Synopsis Over three decades after the defeat of the Galactic Empire at Endor, the First Order threatens the New Republic. Finn, a defected First Order storm trooper, and Rey, a …

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Belle’s Magical World: Parent Review

Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World | G | 1hour 32 minutes | Animation, Comedy, Family, Disney| February 16, 1998 Belle’s Magical World Synopsis When Disney decided in 1998 it needed to make more money, they used the popularity of Beauty and the Beast to create this pile of horse crap otherwise known as Belle’s Magical World. In three short, but …

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