The Secret Life of Pets 2: Honest Parent Review | PG | 1 hour 26 minutes | Adventure, Animation, Comedy | June 7, 2019 Replacement Max, over-shadowed Duke, Snowball, and the gang are back. And this time, its even more nonsensical. The Secret Life of Pets 2: Synopsis This lackluster sequel to the relatively successful …
Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. | Adventure, Animation, “Comedy (pretty sure the joke’s the show…)” | TV Series: 2019 – (hopefully soon?) Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. features the many adventures of Pip the Penguin and Freddy the Flamingo as they deliver self-described “adorable” animals to their forever parents. Since they are the only non-stork delivery team, they have …
Clifford the Big Red Dog | TV-Y | 30 minutes | Animation, Comedy, Life Lessons | TV Series (2000–2003) You remember Clifford the Big Red Dog? Or the book with the incredibly long name that is going to be a pain in the ass to write out every time throughout this post? Yeah, that Clifford. …
Mulan II (Honest Parent Review) | G | 1 hour 19 minutes | Animated, Action, Comedy, Romance (?) | December 17, 2004 (straight to video) After exploring his bisexual feelings for Ping, Shang accepts his sexuality and proposes to Mulan, the new heroine* of China, and they start to plan their wedding. But all is …
Tiger King: Parent Review | TV-MA | 5 hour 17 minutes | Documentary, Crime | TV Mini-Series – 2020 What took me this long in a pandemic to write a Tiger King review? I’ll give you one guess… Tiger King Plot I’m still trying to figure out the exact plot of Netflix’s Tiger King show. …
Onward (2020) – Parent Review | March 6, 2020 | PG | 1 hour 42 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy Who doesn’t want to watch a G rated buddy road trip movie that’s too old for young kids and too young for adults? Keep reading for an honest, trying-too-hard-to-be-funny review of Pixar’s Onward. Onward Honest …
The best ways to watch the MCU movies depends a lot on how familiar you are with them. Whether you are new the MCU or revisiting the franchise in preparation for Black Widow, you’ll find an order that suits your fancy. 1) Watch the Marvel movies in theatrical release order Why use this order: The …
Zootopia’s Judy Hopps is a rookie cop with a heart of gold, who uses some shady tactics to get the job done. But does her extreme tactics really make her a corrupt cop? Yes. Yes they do. But I’m still looking forward to a sequel that deals with some of the wheels she set in …
So. You’re stuck at home. You can’t go out. Everyone is healthy in your household. But you’re starting to go stir crazy. Maybe you want a fresh list of family movies to watch with your kids at home. Schools and day cares are closed. And if you are lucky, you’re not sick and have a …
Aladdin and the Return of Jafar aka The Return of Jafar | G | 1 hour 9 minute | Fantasy, Animation, Adventure, Comedy | May 20, 1994 You probably would never guess this, but the Aladdin sequel features the return of Jafar and his demented bird, Iago. And though it certainly has its fans, the …
