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Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

Whenever Hollywood or Disney try to remake a classic, I do my best to give it a whirl. In some cases, it works out OK. In others, like Home Sweet Home Alone, it crashes and burns. And yes, this modern update crashed hard and burned fans of the original Home Alone along the way. What …

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Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches: How to Lose 45 Minutes of Your Life

Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, and the gang provide their usual lame antics in Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches TV special. An uncomfortable and bland blend of tired story tropes, this tale is sure to leave you wanting to see just about anything – ANYTHING – else to help you forget that you just lost so much …

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Parent Review – Bluey: A Better Way to Disney Junior

When it comes right down to it, the Australians really know how to make a good TV series. It’s probably why Disney Junior’s Bluey is arguably the best show on the channel at the moment. What is Bluey about? Bluey follows the adventures of the titular character and her family. Many of the episodes focus …

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A Hocus Pocus Quiz meant to stump the skeptics

This Hocus Pocus Quiz will test your knowledge of random things in the campy, family Halloween movie. If you watch this crap as much as me, you should have no issues with completing the quiz and earning absolutely nothing. Though not impossible by any means, this Hocus Pocus quiz will ask the hard hitting questions …

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Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown: Which one’s better and why did you say Hocus Pocus

Its a debate that spans twenty plus years: which is better, Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown. While they are both campy 90s movies that are basically good in their own crappiness, Hocus Pocus is a clear winner here. Or is it…. It is. Hocus Pocus Plot In 1693, the people of Salem caught the Sanderson sisters …

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Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S.: Honest Parent Review

Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. | Adventure, Animation, “Comedy (pretty sure the joke’s the show…)” | TV Series: 2019 – (hopefully soon?) Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. features the many adventures of Pip the Penguin and Freddy the Flamingo as they deliver self-described “adorable” animals to their forever parents. Since they are the only non-stork delivery team, they have …

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Onward (2020) – Honest Parent Review

Onward (2020) – Parent Review | March 6, 2020 | PG | 1 hour 42 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy Who doesn’t want to watch a G rated buddy road trip movie that’s too old for young kids and too young for adults? Keep reading for an honest, trying-too-hard-to-be-funny review of Pixar’s Onward. Onward Honest …

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Zootopia’s Judy Hopps: The Tale of a Corrupt Cop

Zootopia’s Judy Hopps is a rookie cop with a heart of gold, who uses some shady tactics to get the job done. But does her extreme tactics really make her a corrupt cop? Yes. Yes they do. But I’m still looking forward to a sequel that deals with some of the wheels she set in …

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