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4 Uncomfortable Questions About the Santa Clause That Need Answers Now

The Santa Clause is a beloved holiday film that our family regularly dusts off this time of year. But the film and soul sucking sequels raises some seriously disturbing, uncomfortable questions that really need answers. Disney released The Santa Clause in 1994 to a generally welcoming, popular reception. It has since become a Christmas classic …

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6 (Spoiler-free) Hot Takes from Hocus Pocus 2 You Need to Know Now

The long awaited Hocus Pocus 2 finally released on September 30, 2022. Critics seem to like it, but what will you think if you’re a long term fan of the original cult classic? The original Hocus Pocus (released in 1993) started as a family friendly, mostly over the top, and corny Halloween movie. Since then, …

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Hocus Pocus: 13 Burning Questions You Need to Know Now

It’s been 29 years, not quite down to the day, now the witches are back, and there’ll be hell to pay. If you need to brush up on your original Hocus Pocus knowledge, you’ve found the right spot. This entire post is dedicated to answering your questions about everyone’s favorite Halloween movie. Well, everyone who …

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Why Home Sweet Home Alone Will Make You Want to Cry Alone

Whenever Hollywood or Disney try to remake a classic, I do my best to give it a whirl. In some cases, it works out OK. In others, like Home Sweet Home Alone, it crashes and burns. And yes, this modern update crashed hard and burned fans of the original Home Alone along the way. What …

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Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches: How to Lose 45 Minutes of Your Life

Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, and the gang provide their usual lame antics in Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches TV special. An uncomfortable and bland blend of tired story tropes, this tale is sure to leave you wanting to see just about anything – ANYTHING – else to help you forget that you just lost so much …

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Parent Review – Bluey: A Better Way to Disney Junior

When it comes right down to it, the Australians really know how to make a good TV series. It’s probably why Disney Junior’s Bluey is arguably the best show on the channel at the moment. What is Bluey about? Bluey follows the adventures of the titular character and her family. Many of the episodes focus …

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A Hocus Pocus Quiz meant to stump the skeptics

This Hocus Pocus Quiz will test your knowledge of random things in the campy, family Halloween movie. If you watch this crap as much as me, you should have no issues with completing the quiz and earning absolutely nothing. Though not impossible by any means, this Hocus Pocus quiz will ask the hard hitting questions …

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Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown: Which one’s better and why did you say Hocus Pocus

Its a debate that spans twenty plus years: which is better, Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown. While they are both campy 90s movies that are basically good in their own crappiness, Hocus Pocus is a clear winner here. Or is it…. It is. Hocus Pocus Plot In 1693, the people of Salem caught the Sanderson sisters …

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Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S.: Honest Parent Review

Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. | Adventure, Animation, “Comedy (pretty sure the joke’s the show…)” | TV Series: 2019 – (hopefully soon?) Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. features the many adventures of Pip the Penguin and Freddy the Flamingo as they deliver self-described “adorable” animals to their forever parents. Since they are the only non-stork delivery team, they have …

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