Sure, Zootopia is a family friendly movie that explains racism to young children, but that doesn’t mean Zootopia Rule 34 doesn’t exist because, well, that would break Rule 34 wouldn’t it? But what is rule 34 exactly? Here’s what you as a naïve parent needs to know before you get blindsided by images that will …
Bluey is a popular and surprisingly good Disney Junior show aimed at preschoolers to kindergarteners. If you want to be in the know about Bluey characters as a parent, then you need to check out this list of all the anamorphic dogs you’ll meet when watching Bluey. The Bluey Family The following Bluey characters make …
Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a bit of an enigma to a lot of people. I mean, just what the hell is he supposed to be anyway? Let’s take a deeper look at this antagonistic character. What is Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? The most obvious question is what animal is Pete from Mickey …
Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, and the gang provide their usual lame antics in Mickey’s Tale of Two Witches TV special. An uncomfortable and bland blend of tired story tropes, this tale is sure to leave you wanting to see just about anything – ANYTHING – else to help you forget that you just lost so much …
The Secret Life of Pets 2: Honest Parent Review | PG | 1 hour 26 minutes | Adventure, Animation, Comedy | June 7, 2019 Replacement Max, over-shadowed Duke, Snowball, and the gang are back. And this time, its even more nonsensical. The Secret Life of Pets 2: Synopsis This lackluster sequel to the relatively successful …
Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. | Adventure, Animation, “Comedy (pretty sure the joke’s the show…)” | TV Series: 2019 – (hopefully soon?) Disney Junior’s T.O.T.S. features the many adventures of Pip the Penguin and Freddy the Flamingo as they deliver self-described “adorable” animals to their forever parents. Since they are the only non-stork delivery team, they have …
Mulan II (Honest Parent Review) | G | 1 hour 19 minutes | Animated, Action, Comedy, Romance (?) | December 17, 2004 (straight to video) After exploring his bisexual feelings for Ping, Shang accepts his sexuality and proposes to Mulan, the new heroine* of China, and they start to plan their wedding. But all is …
Zootopia’s Judy Hopps is a rookie cop with a heart of gold, who uses some shady tactics to get the job done. But does her extreme tactics really make her a corrupt cop? Yes. Yes they do. But I’m still looking forward to a sequel that deals with some of the wheels she set in …
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time | G | 1 hour 14 minutes | Fantasy, Animation, Family | February 6, 2007 In 2007, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when the Cinderella franchise explored a “twist” in time travel. Yeah, I can’t make that crap up. Someone at Disney actually had the brilliant …
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |G | 1 hour 23 minutes | Animation, Family, Fantasy | February 4, 1938 When Snow White’s step mother, the Evil Queen, banishes her, Snow White finds shelter in the home of the seven dwarfs. Boredom ensues. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Plot Snow White and the Seven …
