The Secret Life of Pets 2: Honest Parent Review | PG | 1 hour 26 minutes | Adventure, Animation, Comedy | June 7, 2019 Replacement Max, over-shadowed Duke, Snowball, and the gang are back. And this time, its even more nonsensical. The Secret Life of Pets 2: Synopsis This lackluster sequel to the relatively successful …
Mulan II (Honest Parent Review) | G | 1 hour 19 minutes | Animated, Action, Comedy, Romance (?) | December 17, 2004 (straight to video) After exploring his bisexual feelings for Ping, Shang accepts his sexuality and proposes to Mulan, the new heroine* of China, and they start to plan their wedding. But all is …
Onward (2020) – Parent Review | March 6, 2020 | PG | 1 hour 42 minutes | Animation, Adventure, Comedy Who doesn’t want to watch a G rated buddy road trip movie that’s too old for young kids and too young for adults? Keep reading for an honest, trying-too-hard-to-be-funny review of Pixar’s Onward. Onward Honest …
Aladdin and the Return of Jafar aka The Return of Jafar | G | 1 hour 9 minute | Fantasy, Animation, Adventure, Comedy | May 20, 1994 You probably would never guess this, but the Aladdin sequel features the return of Jafar and his demented bird, Iago. And though it certainly has its fans, the …
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time | G | 1 hour 14 minutes | Fantasy, Animation, Family | February 6, 2007 In 2007, the world breathed a collective sigh of relief when the Cinderella franchise explored a “twist” in time travel. Yeah, I can’t make that crap up. Someone at Disney actually had the brilliant …
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (Do they though? Do they?) | G | 1 hour 13 minutes | Family, Animation, Fantasy | February 26, 2002 When Disney ran out of ideas in the early 2000’s, it turned to creating sequels no one asked for, like Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. Seriously, 52 years later and …
Disney’s Cinderella (1950) | G | 1 hour 14 minutes | Family, Fantasy, Animation | March 4, 1950 In Disney’s 1950 animated adaptation of the Grimm’s fairy tale, Cinderella needs the help of her mice friends and her Fairy Godmother to attend the royal ball in hopes of meeting Prince Charming. Disney’s Cinderella (1950): What …
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |G | 1 hour 23 minutes | Animation, Family, Fantasy | February 4, 1938 When Snow White’s step mother, the Evil Queen, banishes her, Snow White finds shelter in the home of the seven dwarfs. Boredom ensues. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Plot Snow White and the Seven …
Super Buddies | G | 1 hour 21 minutes | Family | August 27, 2013 (straight to DVD) The Air Buddies are at it again in this mischievous laden take on a super hero movie. When the events of a comic book turn out to be real, the Air Buddies discover that being super isn’t …
Lady and the Tramp (Live Action) | PG | 1 hour 43 minutes | Disney Live Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Disney Plus | November 12, 2019 Live Action Lady and the Tramp Synopsis In the live action Lady and the Tramp remake of the animated classic, Lady and Tramp get a “modern” update. Though some …
